Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
