The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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