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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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(847): View more from Illinois

how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?

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(563): View more from Iowa

Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.

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(516): View more from New York

I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

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(970): View more from Colorado

going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!

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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!

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(719): View more from Colorado

My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.

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