I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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