i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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