Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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