told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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