I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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