whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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