I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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