omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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