so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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