i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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