did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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