the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
a search helicopter?!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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