She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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