that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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