Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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