I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize