So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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