Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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