Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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