Will you blow on my dice?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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