Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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