"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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