Is it normal to miss your booty call?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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