The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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