You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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