New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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