Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
false alarm. still invincible.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So many bounce houses so little time
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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