Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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