That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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