BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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