i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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