rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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