careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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