I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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