What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
