You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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