but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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