She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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