i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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