Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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