haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
