We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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