Me too!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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