It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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