do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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