I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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