My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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